I love Chips before the internet guns.

As you can see from my time stamps i don't sleep much. Fing mind will not turn off, between anime, crowed cheering come back jokes for any kind of put down, tag lines from movies, lyrics, the never ending battle between good and evil that i play out in my D&D worlds, Inde movies have there own place, jokes, sex and what story to tell if ever a time would come were one would need to kill 5 min of there day waiting for something to happen next. It is like when you have to convert your .mkv files to .wmv so you can play them on your xbox. I E watching anime on your tv is way cooler then your pc. The rest of my time my brain is thinking up ways for people to know what I am talking about in one word enallage. You say potato I say, chips before the internet. Being a hopeless romantic and all I should tell you about things I love. Don't get me wrong i got called fag as a teen so I hate things too. I just love to hate them. Macy Gray and fucking Oprah come to mind just off hand. Last night i fixed the dryer, just the tail in the back that leads to belly button lent heaven. I E 3 trips to the hardware store. I can fix things I just don't know how, so I try the first time, break it a new. Then fix what I broke in turn fixing it as a whole or buying time so I have something to do next month. Ace Girl was there, I have been to this ace about 5 times this year, and she is there every time. I keep telling my self talk to her next time because face it the first few times I did not think there would be another. I got the line I am going to use. So here is hoping she is having a bad or muh day.

Is something wrong, (she answers yes) because Ace is the place I am sure I could find something around here to fix it. Blam!
So I rub my hands in a kung fu like way, in hopes that the next thing to break is some girls heart. Say it in your head it should sound batter I hope.

Urban Dictionary: Hopeless Romantic

I am in love with love. I believe in fairy tales and love. I am not to be confused as stalkers or creepy because that's not what a hopeless romantic is. This is key. I call here Lemon Aid Stand Girl. Sweet right, I know. First off dream girl was taken and it goes good with that line about life and lemons.  All hopeless romantics are idealists, the sentimental dreamers, the imaginative and the fanciful when you get to know them. I often live with rose colored glasses on. This is more true then I should tell you, i love sunglasses. Have them on all the time. This one Oct 31, dress up and some guy from the matrix I called shotgun. So now you know were I was in the car, and in that place I looked over at my friend and said and I quote. "Clint turn on your head lights buddy it is dark out." not even knowing I had my sunglasses on. True story. I make love look like an art form with all the romantic things they do for their special someone. This special someone had a name that started with a B, so I called her B, like Buffy. She liked the little things I did no real them dumb little things. So i broke up with her, I had a plan. Like most things it did not hold up to the the final boss battle. With no plan B for my B all hope was lost. No one told me this for for 5 years now I have been thinking that this is the break up in the movie right be for the big boom box out side the window part. Now that I can't remember what color her eyes are, or if she was right or left handed I am forced to come up with a plan B, this time there will be no chicken suit. This will be needed so the rest of the world will know what the fucking is going on, and or I am talking about. Level up time is over, I have the weapons I need. Wit and charm. I do not walk alone, i have odds and beer on my side. The next dice to roll will be that of love my friend, for it now must face me. Hold tight my friends, I don't have a girl friend and work in the day time so I have a lot of free time on my hands. Is real hard to get the last word in on a kick start with out some kind of tag line that puts the fear of god in your enemies and new found hope in your heart. So I will end it with a hopeless romantics greatest plan b of them all. The element of surprise "TACO JOHNS!". Am charging in by the way.